Christian.
19.
Stoner.
WIld.
Bi-Sexual.
DTF.
Asshole.
Brooklyn.
Sickening.
FUCK OFF.
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‘The thought of busting Batman makes me feel all… dirty. Maybe I’ll just give myself a bath right here.’
Batman Returns (1992)
Michael A. Hoffman
Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.
I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.
Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.
Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.
She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.
If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.
You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.
You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.
Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:
She has also ritten for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.
You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs.
Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.
That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.
Yooooooo I stopped at “ke$ha is a certified genius”. Please listen to one song and try to say that to me.
kesha can be as smart as Albert Einstein. but whats the point if it doesnt reflect in the music she makes? ill give her that she has a few songs with substance to them. but its the same old poppy bullshit “lets get fucked up, get sloppy drunk, and not give a shit” she wants to be a role model so badly then act like it. Lady Gaga and P!nk are both huge pop stars but their music stands for something. what does kesha stand for? alcohol and glitter? please. she can be a fucking genius but it doesnt really make a difference if her platform doesnt portray that. i know for a fact she can sing. but her music doesnt portray that. she wants to be taken seriously, get some people, get some instruments, and go acoustic. sing about what you want rather than what a record company wants you to produce. people forget that music is about you. not the money. and if youre not smart enough to figure that out then i dont feel bad for you.
^^^ also wheres that gif of her talking about how she needs a penis inside of her at a press conference and then she burps.
this is why i fucking hate people it’s just fucking music no need to disect it and pry it apart it’s ear candy if you don’t fucking like it don’t listen to it
you’re all assholes
This is why Ke$ha is my fucking idol.
I mean..1500 on the sats ..is kinda bad….Unless its CR AND M. excluding writting..
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I was waiting for this.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
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can he just get in my bed
jesus christ she brings joy to my eyes
oh my god her blog is perf
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